November 2011
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Nov 29th
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Reggie Bush Cannot Help Your Product
I’m not going to eat Pizza Hut, ever. Or, I’m not going to pay to eat Pizza Hut, ever (free pizza will be eaten, no matter the supplier). But Reggie Bush as a huckster for Pizza Hut makes no sense to the NFL fan. Or it shouldn’t. He wasn’t great, nor good enough to be passable as an everyday starter on fantasy teams. Why is he able to land sponsors? It doesn’t make...
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October 2011
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Oct 26th
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August 2011
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Last lines to crime novels from Abbys grandfather
-Rhyme was certainly prepared to sleep, but he chose instead to postpone oblivion for a few minutes. -“I have no idea.” “Let’s find out.” -He just had to try harder.
Aug 28th
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Listen“How does he dance? Close…very, very...
Aug 5th
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June 2011
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Glengarry Glen Dirk
Lebron: The leads are weak.  Dirk: “The leads are weak.” The fucking leads are weak? You’re weak. I’ve been in this business fifteen years…  Lebron : What’s your name?  Dirk: Fuck you. That’s my name. [Peja laughs]  Dirk: You know why, mister? ‘Cause you drove nowhere tonight, I drove on a 101 temperature for the game winning bucket. *That’s*...
Jun 8th
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March 2011
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The Believer - The Believer Book Award: Editors’... →
Each year, the editors of the Believer generate a short list of the novels and story collections they thought were the strongest and most underappreciated of the year. Had one friend love Next, the other Skippy Dies. All seem great.
Mar 4th
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February 2011
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Feb 20th
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Annual Grofic sibling prop betting
Mendenhall (Ed) vs gb rb (will) Most Penalty yards- steelers (will) pack ( Ed) Over/under personal fouls- 2.5 over (Ed) under (will) Christina singing national anthem- 1:57 over(will) under (Ed) 3rd efficiency %- packers (Ed) steelers (will) More sacks+tackles- Harrison (ed) or Matthews (will) More yards- Heath miller (ed) or donald driver (will) Best commercial (as said by USA today or...
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November 2010
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Spending the evening with Common :) →
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October 2010
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Oct 18th
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July 2010
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“That’s the idea, at least. With his inability to let actors occupy a scene...”
– I changed one word. I call this: Village Voice Wrong about Inception his inability to to return to real life. It’s between eternity with a bitchy subconscious, or … snapshot-memory of his production? barely considered awake, who cares? It’s obvious either can’t...
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newsweek: “I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by brevity, over-connectedness, emotionally starving for attention, dragging themselves through virtual communities at 3 am, surrounded by stale pizza and neglected dreams, looking for angry meaning, any meaning, same hat wearing hipsters burning for shared and skeptical approval from the holographic projected dynamo in the technology of...
Jul 14th
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Jul 13th
“Gilbert could not resist one “hidden” swipe at James. He owns the...”
– NBA Fanhouse article Fathead using Fatheads to diss a fathead.
Jul 12th
I blame the barometric pressure
In an effort to avoid the goodies constantly flooding my office, I brought a bagful of healthy(r) snacks to help me avoid the temptation to indulge. Of course, I’ve managed to eat 3 days worth of snacks in 1 day! -2 apple cinnamon rice crackers -2 hard boiled eggs -1 cherry dark chocolate granola bar Shameful! Guess this means more gym time and a salad for dinner tonight… Note to...
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Snoop Dogg Tried to Rent Liechtenstein →
not2hate: Key quote: We’ve had requests for places and villages but never one to hire the whole country before. It would have been possible, but Snoop Dogg’s management did not give us enough time. key had requests for hire       the whole country possible, but Snoop gives enough
Jul 1st
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June 2010
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Jun 29th
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Jun 29th
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Jun 9th
Weeks
Last week: Air conditioning broke on our trip down to Nags Head, making our 7 hour trip back in stop-go traffic the weirdest I’ve experienced. I’ve never been that dehydrated, had a mini bulldog panting in backseat, and been that miserable. This week: On our way to work, Abby and I make fun of sleeping guy on metro, his arms crossed, holding iphone in one hand, making it look like he...
Jun 8th
May 2010
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ListenArcade Fire- Month of May Good rawk. New song. I...
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Netflix Instant Watch Tuesday TV Day
To those that have netflix, tomorrow is a big day for tv shows on instant watch, especially a nice vault of comedy central old shows. Tomorrow’s instant watch additions include seasons, plural, of chapelle show, the state, sarah silverman program, reno 911, stella, strangers with candy, and standup by patton oswalt, wanda sykes, john oliver, and brian regan. Add in the hills season 1-3,...
May 17th
May 17th
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2am Poetry Ramblings
Instead of Bretons bottlenecking of surrealist illogical and linguistically (fun! really!seriously) contradictions arousing ethereal or otherworldly cycloptic-perfected things, this interconnectedness would bring us back to nothing, would further us toward something like a linking of links, the hyperlink discussions as poetry is an amalgam of everything poetry should be and isn’t. Whereas critics...
May 13th
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May 11th
Champagne for My Real Friends: I need to remember... →
“And all I ask is one thing and this is, I’m asking this particularly of young people that watch, please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it’s my least favorite quality. It doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you… And now I’m jealous of his beard, too.
May 11th
Issue 4, May 2010, Moon Milk Review « Moon Milk... →
First issue with me as Poetry Editor. Yay!
May 11th
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“The imagination doesn’t seem like something that can be captured by language,...”
–  Matthew Zapruder, talking about surrealist poetry, but also stripping language and creativity down to a fun science. Whole convo here.
May 8th
WatchWatch
chrisfraser: INCEPTION - First Full Trailer Finally, Christopher Nolan’s latest film looks to make a bit more sense. And by “a bit more sense”, I mean “not that much”. Either way, it looks incredible. Oh, and this is incredibly new. It’s not even on Youtube yet. First teaser trailers made it seem like a Matrix-esque thing. Dream police/detective/thief does sound new and interesting....
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April 2010
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Champagne for My Real Friends: Tomorrow is May 1st... →
Which doesn’t mean a lot to most people but for any current/former WAC student its means great festivities where at midnight people get naked and run around a flag pole on the campus green. My freshman year I woke up on May 1st and walked out of my dorm to go to class only to find a boy naked… Or that time senior year Abby’s thesis almost got deleted in the library and people were...
Apr 30th
REBLOG WITH YOUR PORN NAME
notthatkindagay: adeandabet: therivanqueen: painfully-mainstream: sarahptor: beckysanspants:annahinks:fujiidom: GRADE SCHOOL + FAVORITE SOFT DRINK COEBURN LEMONADE. WALDORF SPRITE BAMBI GINGER ALE ROCK COKE i’m obviously a crack whore. Stamford Park fizzy lychee juice? Victoria Coke Brook Knoll Crystal Pepsi does have a ring to it… Mount Savage A&W Holy...
Apr 30th
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ListenFriday songs. Fang Island- The Illinois
Apr 30th